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And Woman ventured forth into the land of Godiva Chocolate and upon returning asked Man: "Do I look fat?"
And the Devil said, "Always tell the truth." And Man did. And Woman dragged Man to the marriage counselor.
And Woman took unto herself more comfort food. And God brought forth Weight Watchers. It didn't help. And God created exercise machines with easy payments. And Man brought forth his Visa at 21 percent. And the exercise machine went to dwell in the closet of Nod.
And nothing worked for man and Woman, until one day when Woman dragged Man to raw food classes.
And Man and Woman ate fresh fruit for breakfast, salads for lunch and dinner, and cookies made of raw figs, carob, almond butter and honey. And Man and Woman junked their stove, went 100% raw, Woman became PMS-free, they lost their excess fat, rejuvenated, moved to the country, planted grand gardens and orchards, and lived in joyful abundance.
And twice each year man and Woman went to raw food jamborees which grew and grew in popularity. And raw foodism became mainstream. And cooked food became history.
And God saw that it was good.
And the Devil tried a mango and liked it.
And Earth was restored to Eden. |